By Jack Nichols
The Bravo network, wisely hosting another of Moore's brilliant series, may be accessible only in some rural areas via digital satellite but its available on regular cable in most others. Let's hope you haven't missed the insanely wonderful episode in which Michael drives through homophobia's heartland in a huge pink Winnebago that's clearly marked The Sodomobile.
Moore, you see, is a married heterosexual who doesn't mind if people think he's one of the unthinkables. He and his gang dress up like gay stereotypes. His Sodomobile is decorated in fashionable leopard skin wallpaper and adorned with pictures of Oscar Wilde. Signs on its exterior read: "If the Sodomobile's a Rockin' Don't Come a Knockin" and "Buggery on Board." Background music is courtesy of Madonna and The Village People.
Accompanied by student actors pretending to be gung-ho gay activists, Moore calls on Westboro Baptist Church's Rev. Fred Phelps of God Hates Fags fame, picketmeister at Matthew Shepard's funeral and, most recently, at the trial of one of his killers. While Michael chats on camera with Phelps—showing him a big-print Bible-- his student-activist entourage jumps out of the Sodomobile dancing around and flirting with the minister, handing him reading material about the joys of anal sex.
The Awful Truth premiered on April 11. Though I'd planned to watch it, three friends called to remind me to do so. When I tuned in, there was Michael on stage saying: "We all believe in a free press, it's just that we don't own any of the presses."
He chuckled happily recalling what he'd observed during the past year: "The Republican Party going down in flames," and then he turned his guerilla camera on another dork we love to hate: Kenneth Starr, who, he complained, we'd seen avoiding reporters every morning as he emerged from his home to do more prurient poking into citizens' sex lives.
Our hero commentator shows up on Starr's doorstep himself and the porn-minded prosecutor is obviously annoyed. What did Starr's investigation show after spending $50 million? Michael replies: "That middle-aged men have affairs with younger women." Michael says he'd have been glad to tell us that for only $50 dollars.
The puritan preacher using Washington, D.C. for this portable witchhunt, thunders "Ejaculators! You have all been infected by the vile Satanic verses in this book." Fuming, he holds up The Starr Report. In front of the White House the puritan preacher points to the home of the "philanderer" and the "ejaculating whore-monger."
Michael collars a couple of congressmen in front of the Capitol and questions them about the state of sin in their chambers. One gentleman—who appears to be a congressman—is asked, "You've sinned, haven't you?"
He replies: "Why certainly, but I've done enough for today."
"Hear that? Our first confession!" Michael exults. He moves on to Congressman Asa Hutchinson of impeachment fame: "Have you committed adultery?" he asks, "Have you sinned? Are you a fornicator?"
A conservation with Rep. Bob Barr ensues. Michael asks Barr about a 1992 incident when the married Barr was said to have licked whipped cream from a woman's breasts.
"People bring it up constantly," Barr confesses, "It's the sort of thing one has to deal with."
The puritanical witch-hunting brigade takes to the halls of the Capitol, in search of the confessed adulterer, Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Illinois) and then scours the streets of Washington pointing at sin and to a young man in shorts: "He is naked on his legs!"
The preacher, waving the Starr Report around, reads from it to an effective musical score, citing Chapter 3, Verse 5: "I wanted him to touch my genitals with his genitals and he did so lightly and without penetration…as if that made a difference."
The pushy puritans persist: "Repent! Repent!" and a large crowd of puritan crusaders fill the screen along with a headline that reads: "Puritan Fever Sweeps the Nation."
Michael Moore comes off—in the best American tradition-- as a kind of secular faith healer. The laughter he evokes beats Oral Roberts' healings all to hell. We get to see, at least, that Michael's miracles are real.
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